Zugenia's Procrastination Salon

For years, Z and I have been wondering where Count Chocula went. We scoured the cereal aisles of countless (hah!) supermarkets and discount shops searching for the lord of chocolaty darkness. We found Cap'n Crunch; we found King Vitaman; we even found the Kool-Aid Man—but the Count and his cronies Frankenberry and Boo Berry were nowhere to be seen.

And then we made a momentous discovery:

Count Chocula went to Arkansas.

Don't believe the hype: After cleverly leading the nation to believe they'd gone to Hollywood, Count Chocula and friends went to Arkansas.

Extra points to anyone out there who remembers Yummy Mummy and the Fruit Brute.